| cop: | do you know how fast you were going back there? |
| me: | I just saw baby driver |
| cop: | damn my bad have a nice day |
A Five Guys restaurant but instead of hype shit on the walls it’s all just photocopied newspaper articles of people that went missing after eating Five Guys
If you go far enough in the back of the restaurant the articles are from days that haven’t happened yet
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I’m going to march straight into 2017 exactly the way Debbie Reynolds would have: chin up; boobs out.
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they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
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